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| http://www.markfennell.com/flash/twister/ if you want to play this super frustrating game!
Ok while I'm fucking pissed the fuck off by this shitty ass horse shit of a mother fucking game lets take a moment a remember my laptop, for I have thrown it across the room out of frustration because this fucking game sucks donkey dick. Ok enough with the mourning, this fucking shitty as game pissed me the fuck off , the game one has no fucking instructions what so ever. your only instructions you get is the ones that tell you how to start the game. So this game lets you believe that it's exactly like fucking twister. well if you thought that YOU'RE FUCKING WRONG! *beats you in the face with rolled up news paper* Now this game makes you constantly hold the left mouse button. They dictate your ever move so you can never fucking do things the right way. On top of that! THE FUCKING GAME SOMETIMES DOESN'T RECOGNIZE THAT YOU FOLLOWED THE MOTHER FUCKING COMMAND. WHAT THE FUCK AM I GOING TO DO SIT THERE WITH THUMB UP MY ASS SNORTING CRACK COCAINE WAIT FOR THIS FUCKING GAME TO SAY i LOST JUST BECAUSE THE GAME DOESN'T ACKNOWLEDGE I FUCKING DID WHAT THE FUCK THEY FUCKING WANTED ME TO FUCKING DO, FUCK.....that's a lot of fucking screaming.......and my other most major grape with the game....the UNC button...WTF IS THE MOTHER FUCKING UNC BUTTON....i think I'd know what to do when I saw the UNC button IF I HAD SOME MOTHER FUCKING INSTRUCTIONS! WHAT THE COCKADOODLE HORSE SHIT IS THIS!?!?!!?! YOU HAVE MADE UP BUTTONS THAT AND NOTEVEN TELLME WTF THEY DO!?!?!?! I'm guessing that I have to click that button with the mouse but I don't believe that fucking horse shit I'm not even going to fucking try it BECAUSE THIS GAME IS AN ARCHTYPE OF A DONKEY FUCKING A PILE OF HORSE SHIT AND THE HORSE SHIT HAS A BABY
I give this game 1.5 giant pieces of donkey shit out of 5
I give this game 3 sperm covered ass dicks out of 10 | | |
| On the first day of Christmas my true love gave to me, One ugly Chiapet On the second day of christmas my true love gave to me, Two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the third day of christmas my true love gave to me, Three Atari 5200s, Two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the fourth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Four N-Gages, Three Atari 5200s, Two Rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the fifth day of christmas my true love gave to me, FIVE AQUAMANS!!!!! THAT BITCH!, four N-Gages, three Atari 5200s, two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the sixth day of christmas my true love gave to me, six nasty hookers from GTA Vice city, FIVE AQUAMANS!!!!! THAT BITCH!, four N-Gages, three Atari 5200s, two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the seventh day of christmas my true love gave to me, seven kicks in the balls, six nasty hookers from GTA Vice city, FIVE AQUAMANS!!!!! THAT BITCH!, four N-Gages, three Atari 5200s, two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the eighth day of christmas my true love gave to me, Eight plasma sword for cutting bitches, seven kicks in the balls, six nasty hookers from GTA Vice city, FIVE AQUAMANS!!!!! THAT BITCH!, four N-Gages, three Atari 5200s, two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the ninth day day of christmas my true love gave to me, nine decapitations, eight plasma sword for cutting bitches, seven kicks in the balls, six nasty hookers from GTA Vice city, FIVE AQUAMANS!!!!! THAT BITCH!, four N-Gages, three Atari 5200s, two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the tenth day of christmas my true love gave to me, ten packs of budwiser, nine decapitations, eight plasma sword for cutting bitches, seven kicks in the balls, six nasty hookers from GTA Vice city, FIVE AQUAMANS!!!!! THAT BITCH!, four N-Gages, three Atari 5200s, two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the eleventh day of christmas my true love gave to me, eleven paint ball games?, ten packs of budwiser, nine decapitations, eight plasma sword for cutting bitches, seven kicks in the balls, six nasty hookers from GTA Vice city, FIVE AQUAMANS!!!!! THAT BITCH!, four N-Gages, three Atari 5200s, two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet On the twelfth day of christmas my true love gave to me, 12 nintendo Wii's (wow she did something right), eleven paint ball games?, ten packs of budwiser, nine decapitations, eight plasma sword for cutting bitches, seven kicks in the balls, six nasty hookers from GTA Vice city, FIVE AQUAMANS!!!!! THAT BITCH!, four N-Gages, three Atari 5200s, two rabid bunnies, and one ugly chiapet! Merry Christmas Butt Fucks! | | |
| HO HO HO Mother Fuckers! It's time to ge into the christmas spirit and well... as anyone would have, I have a wish list. Of course this being me, this is no normal wish list I mind you, this is a list of things I wish did and didn't happen in videogame history! on top of that I'll also give you my top 5 must have games, wether they are out or not. #1. The release of The N-Gage, or whatser fuck... Lets have a game boy that doubles as a phone! Looks good on paper doesn't it? Nokia, you're a dumb company anyway, how dare you try to make 3D graphic when you're still making LED Screen phones! I have to say, it looked pretty awesome, but the magazine beefed it up way to much, the graphics looked amazing in the magazine but in real life, it was absolute shit! There wasn't a single game on it that was great! Games that were great on other platforms were the biggest piece of shit on the N-Gage, and that's excluding the N-Gage originals! The 100% horror of the N-Gage originals was appalling! These guys must of been doing ACID and made games when they had bad trips! Enough about the games, lets turn the gameboy advance on it's thin side and talk into it! If I wanted to talk to my hamburger I'd go to burger king! I mean what the fuck we're suppose to go forward in time not bring back the brick, or the case of frozen burgers #2.The release of the Wolfenstein engine for Wisdom Tree's version of Wolfenstein for the Super Nintendo, Noah's Arch blah blah blah, I got this for as a hand me down christmas present. First off, WTF? wHAT'S WRONG WITH THE CATERAGE!?!?!?! You can't get a nintendo licences so you steal one from another game? That's some fucked up shit my friend. First off if you believe in the bible so much why are you stealing a nintendo license? Whatever, for white catholic nerds, that was pretty gangsta! Anyway, how can you make noah's arch like wolfenstein? I have no idea.... BUT WISDOM TREE DOES!!!!!!!!!!!! Ok, you are Noah, and you have your arch, everything is normal so far, wait........ ....... HOLY SHIT THAT'S ALOT OF MOTHER FUCKING SHEEP!!! Well you're hungry and you haven't eaten in a few days, like around 40 days and 40 nights, you only need two of every animal, and you don't now how those two sheep fornicated so fast to give you billions so you're gonna eat the mother fuckers! So you go get your gu......fuck! no gun....so you grab your sling shot and you're shooting them down so you go to eat one and god slaps you upside the head and says, "Yo dog chill, eat the apples!"WAIT WAIT WAIT! Wisdom Tree game makers, I have a question!?!?!? Do you really read the bible? Last time I checked the old testament, apples are the FORBIDDEN fruit, so why's Noah eating apples? God going to smite Noah for eating his breakfast! lol, first time I laughed at my own joke writing these. Anyway, you're shooting to KO the sheep not kill them and you're eating the FORBIDDEN apples for health, no wonder why they're forbidden. Just be careful, the Sheep know Tae Kwan Do! #3. I want Nudity in M rated games! Why? Not exactly sure but it is a freedom of expression to show your body so good job GTA hot coffee #4. one word, AQUAMAN! (Gamecube) WHAT THE FUCK WERE THEY DOING!?!?!?!?! They must of hit the bars more then worked on the game because the games lacks....of ummmm....every thing....the game lacks game, it's nothing really! You catholics can relate to this one, according to the game creators, Aquaman lives in purgatory, and purgatory is under water! You fight two enemies in the game, Triton's henchman and sharks....I never got to him if you fight King Triton himself. Here's the game, you swim for hours and hours.... omg henchman , you kill all three of them with ease...that was easy.....waste another hour.... you're about to stab yourself in the eye with a fork because you're so fucking bored..... and then..... nothing just some seagrass....HOLY SHIT A SHRAK, you punch it twice it's dead....more swimming...FUCK THIS! you're about to break your gamecube and you think....no no no...I love soulcalibar 2....NEXT RANT! #5. Soulcaliber 3 exclusive to the PS2 only!!!! FUCK YOU MOTHA FUCKA! Wasn't that a slap in the face nintendo fans! But it was ok because we had Resident Evil 4 all to ourselves....HOLY SHIT FUCK! SONY BUYS RIGHTS TO RE4 AND MAKES CHANGES! ASS FUCKING RAPIST ASS SON OF A BITCH ASS COCK GOBBLING BALL BITTING HOE! I remember the game informer review it read, "Resident Evil 4, best Gamecube exclusive since Super Smash Bros." Then what... sony buys the rights.... you know what FUCK YOU SONY! GO TAKE SOME DONKEY BONER IN THE ASS! HAHAHAHA THAT'S WHY SONY GRAPHICS HAS ALWAYS BEEN SECOND BEST TO NINTENDO GRAPHICS! NOW GO EAT YOSHI'S CUNT! to end an argument that is old as time, Yoshi lays eggs, so YOSHI IS A GIRL! #6. Atari Porn should have never been made....Honestly if you got a boner off this shit, that's pretty sad knowing you got a boner off of 8 byt graphics.... I mean they're 8 byt... they barely resemble people! Really they just took popular games and made them really perverted but didn't change the premise at all. Breaking bricks becomes flying guy bangs some chicks, falling bombs becomes beat em and eat em, where you're two chicks catching cum in your mouth from some dude jacking off on the roof... Thanks a lot Angry Video Game Nerd, because of you i can't let go of my joystick! ...... ...no my atari joystick!!!! lol sorry pervs #7. I am one for the ladies, and I noticed that videogame nerd gals are pretty much overlooked and treated like shit...So i suggest the multiplatform vibrating, pulsating, thrusting, dildo which is compatible with interactive movies for your system of choice. So the guy on the screen is fucking you hard well so is your vibrating dildo. Don't worry guys someone will be there for you some day. FIN Now lets look at my 5 top most wanted games(all platforms) #5. Ghostbusters! The graphics look awesome and sinister and, STAY PUFF MARSHMELLOW! #4. Call of Duty Modern Warfare, don't agree with the war but lets kill those fuckers #3. Sabtuer, that could be a spelling error but I'll leave it for now, Danish resistance member fuck yeah! #2. What straight guy gamer doesn't want Assassins Creed? Exactly NO ONE! #1. Super Smash Bros Brawl! stop pushing it back or you'll be pushing daises...I hate that show... | | |
| http://www.ogplanet.com/ this is game review I promise, this is the site you can download it from to form your own opinion first. It's review time again, and I have my formed my opinion on "100%" free rumble fighter. For starters the game is free to play but some other the best items in the game you have to pay for, I mean like wtf is that for? What kind of shit is that? advertise game as "100% free" but have over price items for normal users and award the lifeless user who pays real money for the items the best stuff....well i guess that's call supply and demand but still! Ok the game. Have you ever wondered if there was a game out there that pure skill out weighed level number? Well then if you like that concept heres the game for you! NOTE: this game is NOT an RPG, this game is fighting game, like that one ninja game for the xbox that reminded us of smash brothers. There are no items, only power ups(items meaning like weapons or anything like that). The combat system is great. You have three forms, normal form, class form, and the 3rd form is up 2 you. speaking of the classes lets get that out of the way, you have 4 classes, striker, bemchemist, soulfighter, and alchemist. I'm not going to break those down for you, if you want to know that bad you mind as well play the game. The better you you are the less your character needs to be better. today I saw a level one take down 3 upper level players, it's pretty embarrassing. Unless you are using real money, expect some over priced shit. I wish I can say this game was a steaming pile of shit but it's not, actually it's not even mediocre, this one of the better games that I reviewed, which is a shame to some of these other games. I give rumble fighter a 4.5 - 5 and a 9 - 10 | | |
| www.2girls1cup.com This is the site of the video......you might puke Ok for those of you who want to read about it first he are my thoughts. first I want you to get the jist of my reaction.... wtf?..... oh my god no...... please god say that's ice cream.......... ............ HOLY SHIT! WTF! EWWWWWWWWWW...*walks away* ok there, that was pretty disgusting. That was the nastiest video I've ever saw. If that what you you're going for sick porno dude, then there you did it. You are the nastiest person alive. The video satarts of as a nice piece of porn. Lovly music, two sexy girls, one cup....you sit the wondering where's the cup comming in then, about 20 seconds in you find out where! The camera dude is holding a cup under the chick's ass and she shits in it! this is not an average shit! shit enthusiest would sit a marval over this massive, massive shit! I mean isn't one cup of it enough, FUCK NO, apperently you got to go a whole foot above the brim of the cup! This is sooooooooooooo nasty. They're eating the shit and vomiting it back up into each others mouths, it's soooooooooo gross. I don't want to think about it any more nor do i want to ruin the video if you're going to watch it so I'll cut this short.
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